In a world where everyone’s pretending to have their life together, I’m here documenting my failures and victories. It’s like when someone try to assemble an IKEA furniture without instructions. Quite entertaining, slightly painful, but oddly satisfying when something finally fits.

Productivity experts will tell you to wake up at 5 AM and journal while standing on one foot. I’ll tell you how I completed three tasks a day with a Google diagnosed ADHD brain. Like a dog when you scream “squirrel”, I get easily distracted. Less inspirational quotes, more actual strategies for humans who can’t stay focused.

I consume books like others consume social media. Obsessively and with questionable judgment. Mostly via audiobook because who has time to hold things? I’ll tell you which ones changed my life and which ones I wished I could get those eight hours back from.

My relationship with gadgets is more committed than my father who said he’ll be back in 6 months. I’ve spent more money than I’d care to admit on things that beep, sync, and occasionally judge my step count. Here’s what’s worth the price tag and what should stay in your cart forever.

Welcome to the unfiltered chaos of my mind! Where profound insights live right next door to “I wonder if my ex have feelings?” It’s either going to be deeply relatable or convince you I shouldn’t be left unsupervised with a keyboard. Probably both.

Now that you’ve witnessed my peculiar brand of wisdom and still haven’t closed the tab, congratulations! I help businesses climb Google rankings and dominate Pinterest without resorting to digital black magic. My clients actually get results, which seems to surprise everyone including me sometimes.

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